Consumable Resources

The department that manages human capitol. Similar to a human Resource department except that the Consumable Resource department is one in a corporation where people are used, abused, bullied by managers with senior management approval. The department that manages human capitol in a company that works people extra long hours with low wages.

I just had my performance review by Consumable Resources and they cut my pay and raised my hours again.

by DWPoland June 9, 2014

Consuela

If you have a Consuela in your life, NEVER and I mean NEVER let her go. That b word Is a ride or die n will love you for who you are. She is no doubt the prettiest mother friggin lady you’ve ever seen, and it may seem as though any queries regarding love at first sight vanished when you met. Don’t let her go she will be good to you if you are good to her. Don’t forget that CUNTS!! Also stay away from my Consuela or I will fart in ur cereal no fuckin joke brah.

Consuela is beauty n elegance defined in the dictionary

by Prettiboy December 3, 2021

Consumerism

The art of selling the same thing twice to a person. Usually targetted at people who are very stupid window shoppers with a lot of money to spend on duplicates of useless things.

One pack? Just one? that's all the sex you gonna have today you weenie?

by Gunkglumb July 29, 2006

Consumery

When something is designed for consumers. Frequently full of gimmicks and is cheaply made.

My new Dell laptop is very Consumery! It's shiny, poorly built, and full of useless crappy software.

by GoatHerderEd February 6, 2010

Consuela

a person more than just a maid name, the name of a unqiue gurl. and always get complents on the name espcially if she is not spanish.

her names consuela and she just black i like her name it rolls of the tounge.

by consuela-aka-swaye February 15, 2010

consumed love

To destroy oneself and become the worst version of who you really are.

Unhealthy type love. It does not last.

- To be with someone that wants to change you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that controls you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that takes away your free will aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that mistreats you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone uncaring aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that abuses you aka consumed love.

Etc.

by Bonnie. September 18, 2013

Tertiary Consumers

Synonym for "Top of the food chain," Used only by nerdy people who insist on abusing esoteric language.

1st Abuser of Esoteric Language: Yeah, we're going to be senoirs at our highschool/college.

2nd Abuser: We will thus become tertiary consumers.

1st Abuser: LOLOL

by morcatfrey September 4, 2010