Chronic

Chronic can mean anything, it can mean cool. it could mean awesome. it could mean alot. it could mean hectic ect. ect.

he was pissing me off something chronic

by leisey June 22, 2008

Chronically online

Twitter Andy’s that get triggered by anything. They spend their days inside with no outside contact. They go on r/lsf and get invested in meaningless internet drama that no one will care about in a week. They are parasocial as well.

Person 1: omg! I dug up a tweet that *celebrity* said 14 years ago about how Mexicans like tequila! We have to cancel him! twitter, do your thing!
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

Chronically Offline

A person that’s always outside, doesn’t know what’s going on in the internet. Chronically offline people don’t have any social media platform. (Except maybe Facebook) they don’t know any of the stuff that is going on in the internet.

Person 1: Bro do you have instagram?
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-

by I commited genocide twice! March 12, 2023

Chronic Bongitis

Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.

"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1

by theJR April 22, 2010

bubonic chronic

weed so potent it will give you the black plague.

wow, that shit is bubonic chronic.

by boom boom b July 26, 2004

chronic masturbater

one who masturbates their whole life

im a chronic masturbater. i love to jack off. i can jack off and listen to my favorite music at the same time. "Wu tang clan aint nothin to mess with"

by hgfhs August 12, 2005

chronic masturbation

Masturbating frequently everyday, more than 5 times a week.

Honey, I would swear our son is suffering from chronic masturbation. All you ever hear from him these days are slight moans and the sound of pants being unzipped

by Omukae April 9, 2010