a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018
Get the turd canalmug. by J:F:K September 17, 2019
Get the Venice canalmug. by Mndkd1999 April 18, 2025
Get the Canal Mousemug. A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.
Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!
by QuacksO April 15, 2019
Get the ol' factory canalmug. by t pot February 6, 2019
Get the North Dakota Root Canalmug. When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.
by The woodstoners August 23, 2016
Get the Blocked canalmug. by freepanda September 29, 2017
Get the Chattanooga root canalmug.