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Big Business

The actions of the large corporations.

These actions are the primary factor that defines peoples future in a purely capitalistic system. The ordinary people within this system don't elect those who decide what’s done.

Big Business usually keeps many goods cheap for us in the western world by screwing over counties in the third world and/or cutting corners thus hurting peoples health and/or trashing the environment. Big Business also often decides to make goods expensive even though they are usually still doing more of the same. When Nike trainers and Gucci woolen hand bags are priced at $100 nothing tangible is affecting the price only shallowness and greed.

Sometimes, when their public image is suffering too greatly and shares drop as a result, conductors of big business need to do, or pretend to do, things that can be considered ethical to boost their image. On occasion the law can also make them do this, however crack teams of lawyers and hefty bribes handed to politicians, judges and bigwigs in the media usually prevent this, it can be said big business practically owns the areas these dudes work in.

Big business can lead to great advances being released that revolutionize our lives but it can also suppress such great advances if no profits can be made from them.

If you are a person who has ever wondered why things are so shit or a rarer person who wonders why things are so awesome, big business is the answer.
Steve: Wow Coke fucked over that country pretty badly, privatizing their water supply. Poor bastards have to pay more for it than we do.

Andy: Yeah well, that's big business for you.

Santa: They probably invented these advanced phones donkeys ago. But to maximize profits, they have to release them in increments, wasting resources and other peoples money. It's just like those multi-bladed razors, Gillette make, they kept adding more rather than just starting with 5. Ahhh... Big Business...
by Voseros July 6, 2011
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busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job
"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
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business texter

A person who only texts when they find it important or when it deals with business. These people tend to stay from small talk and conversations when it comes to texting due to laziness or limited texting. Many people get mad at these business texters since they expect a text back, but are left hanging.
Friend: Whats up dude?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: Hey wanna hang out at 5?
Business Texter: Yeah sure i'll see you then.
Friend: man why the hell didn't you respond to my first text?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: you suck dick.
by Vas E. March 9, 2010
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monkey business

Monkey business describes an activity where one is up to no good, but is not doing anything too harmful. Monkey business does not cause you to get arrested but will provide a good laugh. From prank phone calls to leaving rare pepes on your friend's doorstep, monkey business is a great sleepover activity for all to enjoy!
Cindy Robes: What's the plan for Saturday night??
Mark Icecreambars: Shit's going down at Jon's place!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, we're gonna do some real monkey business!
by craZy chRi$ October 17, 2015
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bushmen

An ethnic group of people living in Botswana who traditionally live by hunting and foraging. In recent years their land has been stolen by the government of Botswana and sold as diamond mines. The rate of AIDS and alcoholism since their relocation is astounding. The Bushmen are becoming victims of genocide and greed.
Did three months of your salary contribute to wiping out the Bushmen? The Bushmen are the real Gems in this world.
by Ganga July 23, 2005
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Business Trick Or Treater

A person that goes out trick or treating on halloween purely for the porpose of business and profit in terms of gross confectionary product, they typically go alone in case other persons cause them to slow down or reduce the quantity of produce aquired. Professional business trick or treaters will often carry a suitcase full of various masks so that they can make a quick change then visit the same properties they have previously visited and get more produce with the proprietor left none the wiser.
Patrick-"Hey man, you coming trick or treating with us tonight?"

Jemal-"Nah, Man im sorry im a business trick or treater, i only go alone"

Patrick-"Thats cool man"
by oldelpaso November 6, 2009
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Monkey Business

It means all of the following: crazy shit, being shady, lies. You tend to use the term casually.
Girl: Can you let me borrow some cash? I'll pay you next week.

Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.
by Lucifer firefly May 16, 2012
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