Bunker money

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.

Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.

by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024

Bunker Job

A highly kinky sexual action. A bunker job occurs post blow job, however pre-ejaculation. A Bunker Job occurs when a penis cums in someone's ear.

I gave this chick the best Bunker Job. Her ear was filled with jizz for 3 weeks.

by Bunker Job July 20, 2014

Italy's bunker

When your having sex with a girl and you put cooked spaghetti noodles in her ass and her pussy while drenching her tits in pasta sauce

Jack: Me and my girlfriend went to Italy's bunker last night.
John: Stop telling me about your sex life. It makes me uncomfortable.

by Cunt_bucket July 30, 2018

Underground Bunker Vibes

Talking about having sexual intercourse in an underground bomb shelter

Friend: How’s things with your the girl your talking to
You: Well she’s giving off Underground Bunker Vibes

by Hbnbs March 26, 2020

twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone

"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"

by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020

Bunker

What the Scottish call the kitchen counter

I left my glass on the kitchen bunker

by Larazander March 27, 2020

Bunkering

when, upon turning 40, one starts using terms like "kids theses days have no respect", "get off my lawn", etc

all things Archie Bunker would say

"You're all guilty of bunkering! We're in our 40s, not our 80s. Get to the retirement home already, Gramps" - Brickhouse

by HollyMoxie420 March 7, 2024