brunette

Brunettes are far sexier than blonds. They're usually classier and more fun to be around because they don't have to try to live up to the 'i'm a blond so i'm dumb' thing; they don't act ditzy or dumb their selves down.

man 1: man i had the worse time with my girlfriend last night
man 2: you mean katy the blond?
man 1: yes.
man 2: oh how
man 1: she kept acting dumb.
man 2: oh well you know ashleigh
man 1: the girl you like?
man 2: yup; she never acts dumb
man 1: well duh she's a brunette

by ZachlovesBrunettes December 28, 2009

Doyle Brunson

The term "Doyle Brunson" is used when referring to group sex that consists of 10 men and 2 women.

You should have came over last night. We only had 9 guys here. I was hoping you would show up so we could have a "doyle brunson" with my wife and her friend.

by Uncle Turdstains March 6, 2010

brunette

1. The best kind of woman.
2. The hottest woman.
3. The sexiest woman.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a brunette.

by Tito Ortiz's Fat Head September 18, 2009

bunst

1. Booty
2. Anus
3. That which is adjacent to the cunst.

I can't believe you got a whole coke can in your bunst!

by Shintobarb Troop 12.3 May 30, 2004

dumb brunette

An annoying girl, usually a teenager who is constantly asking dumb questions about hair color preferance. Always trying to look better than the blondes and redheads. Most of them wear stupid shirts with dumb stuff written on them like "Blondes are hot, Brunettes are HOTT!" and "Blonde(which is crossed out) Brown haired beauty." They can't get over the fact that they are not the least bit unique because blonde and redhead hair colors are both recessive genes that are somewhat rare, and Brunettes are the base gene that are very common. So basically, they try to take the fact that there is nothing special or unique at all about them, and try to make it look cool. Pitiful.

Dumb Brunette: Hey look at my shirt blondie! I'm HOTT and you're just hot! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Blonde: Oh, shut up! I hate those dumb brunettes.
Redhead: Seriously.

by purplecat January 22, 2006

new brunswick

Annoyingly long stretch of road when travelling from Maine to your final vacation destination of Nova Scotia or Prince Edward Island.

3 hours of driving through this boring place (new brunswick) and we'll finally be in Charlottetown. Hope East Saint John doesn't smell too bad today.

by drichardhalifax September 10, 2007

brunette

A dark haired female.

Blondes may have more fun, but at least brunettes can read.

by Brown_Haired_Beauty February 19, 2008