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brazilian oopty loopty

When having sex doggy style and you try to pull out and put in her ass. She clenches to stop you, turns around and punches you in the eye...the impact causes you to ejaculate
DS: sup bro, what the fuck happened to you?

C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty

DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!
by dmmocaua July 25, 2011
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Brazilian Roulette

A game or in a joke. You have six women give a man a B.J. The catch is though one is a cannibal.
Person1: Hey! Wanna play Brazilian roulette?
Person2: Nah man, I dont feel like being eatin today.
by AleIdontcare November 30, 2011
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brazilian blowout

When a girl with a shaved pussy queefs on her partners face.
My face was all sticky this morning.
Y?
My chick gave me a Brazilian blowout last night.
by kstan3 October 13, 2010
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brazilian wax

Waxing between your butt cheecks and on the mons (for females).
by Rick June 10, 2003
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Brazillian Craques

"Brazillian Craques" is an expression who,once and for all,is related to the REAL best soccer players in the world.We have five world championships and the greatest players of the soccer history.It´s complety out of mind consider the argentinians better than us.They arent´s.So this expression can be found in any magazine,newspaper,website of other media you want.
"The Brazillian Craques overcame the critics and got their fifth World Championship in Japan against Germany."
by Mário José Martins April 22, 2004
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Brazilian Burrito

Upon reaching the point of ejaculation, a man pulls out and immediately shits inside a womans vagina. After shitting, he then ejaculates on the shit. The combination of shit and jizz inside a womans vagina looks like a burrito filled with beef and sour cream. The man is allowed to add any other toppings he desires.
Woman - "baby im hungry"
Man - "I can make you a Brazilian Burrito if you'd like"
by eskeeets August 17, 2010
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Brazilian ironsides

a sexual act in which the male ejaculates into the female, then kicks her in the ribs, then yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL"
Both my big toe and throat are still bothering me from giving my girlfriend the Brazilian ironsides last night.
by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009
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