Bakersfield Picnic

The act of eating your lunch while taking a crap.

Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."

by P. Gunn October 2, 2013

Bakerwasted

Bakerwasted is known as a act of when one individual drinks till he/she is shit faced then consumes even though they shall be in the hospital because of such a high BAC but yet continues to drink more until there is no more alcohol. Drunk as can be, most friendly polite loving drunk, cannot walk, cant understand a word there saying but yet he/she always has the biggest smile on their face no matter the situation. Will do anything to help other out. When Bakerwasted, you wake up in a different city then where you started drinking and cannot recall anything that happened. You don't throw up even after the point of blackout and continue drinking straight alcohol (no mix drink). Waking up still hammered off your ass because he/she consumed so much alchohol and not throwing up. i Many cannot get to this point without getting sick or passing out right away. It originated from a teen in Grand Haven and the word has been spreading among city's.

1. Why are you not naked yet? You need to get Bakerwasted.
2. Where am I? dude you got bakerwasted last night, we found you passed out out in the blueberry fields
3."Whys that guy whipping his dick around naked", "oh hes bakerwasted"
4. When shaking your bro thinking he is dieing and then asking someone politely for an ash tray and then they start yelling "wtf hes bakerwasted.
5. Someone told me I bakerwasted last night, I couldn't remember what happened at all but i woke up with a smile

by Party Tom October 26, 2012

No Bake Oreo Truffles

When a guy dusts his balls in crushed up Oreo cookies (using semen as an adhesive) and proceeds to dunk them into the mouth of another individual while their mouth is filled with milk.

Carrie let me feed her some no bake oreo truffles last night after I got my nut off.

by Bitch Honey July 15, 2020

Napoleon's Bakery

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.

Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot

by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016

Lewis Hamilton Brakes

Lewis Hamiton is a f1 driver. At baku 2021 brakes was so hot that his car cannot stop in time

Wow that girl is hot like Lewis Hamilton Brakes

by azfred June 18, 2021

baketease

1. verb: the act of making baked goods and allowing their delicious smells to fill the air but not sharing those baked goods with others.

2. noun: a person who baketeases, or a situation in which baketeasing has occurred.

1. Jen is so rude, she baketeased me last week! When I walked into her house it smelled like chocolate chip cookies, but she didn't offer me any.

2. Dude, I smell cake, and I'm hungry. Don't be a baketease- make sure to give me some of what you made.

by Pismo Pete May 28, 2007

Baker's Folly

The "Baker's Folly" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The "Baker's Folly" is when the baker, weary from a full day of rising his bread, kneads his own dough into the baguette.

To perform the Baker's Folly once is to be clumsy, but to do it twice is bliss.

by boatbutter March 9, 2007