Mississippi River Bluff

A poker technique commonly employed by poker players at Casinos in Biloxi, Philadelphia, and New Orleans. In order for a bluff to be considered a Mississippi River bluff, the following criterion must be satisfied:

1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.

I can't believe that fish called my Mississippi River bluff with only top pair!

by zeesubalpha April 26, 2011

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Bluffton

The shit ass town that everyone wants to come to, the kids hate, and yet they never leave. Shit hole. Too much growth. Horrible children. Shit school system. No real education. Even the libraries suck. Teenagers are bored to death so become whores and drug lords. Dead end. Do not enter, or you will die, become pregnant or catch some gross ass std and be trapped here forever. Say goodbye to the real world. Your life ends here. True story, bro.

Bluffton is full of bored dumb sluts.

by Vampcanombie October 15, 2011

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boffable

A term to measure how appealing or desirable a person may be. It is frequently used in reference to a persons visual appearance and how sexually appealing they may be.

“She is totally boffable!”

There is even a website named “Boffable.com” that is based on this principle. You upload a picture of your self, and see how boffable you are to other members on the site.

by Sporked February 16, 2008

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