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Blowing out of both ends of the pipe

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.
Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."
by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025
mugGet the Blowing out of both ends of the pipemug.

both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.
"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"
by lol_words October 3, 2018
mugGet the both hands on my junkmug.

both

when a pair of individuals are talking and have a thing
"what are you guys?" "oh we are both"
by skippytheboys March 28, 2017
mugGet the bothmug.
An insult of bad adaptation of a previous work. Denoting the only similarities between the works being what language they were little were written in. First stated in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode “Village of the Giants” when shown it was based off HG Wells’s “Food of the Gods”
Batman versus Superman is just like the comics in that they're both written in English
by Mike Whittaked January 4, 2023
mugGet the they're both written in Englishmug.

Hug with both hands

That person could really use a hug with both hands.

I didn't choke anyone! I hugged them with both hands.
by Whodidwhat July 13, 2023
mugGet the Hug with both handsmug.

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.
Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.
by RepWin August 20, 2023
mugGet the pitching both ends of a double headermug.

both middle finger up

When a guy gets a lot of bitches, steals peoples mum and make racks also high in protein
by High in protein June 9, 2022
mugGet the both middle finger upmug.

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