Bonquebuster

A Baroque bonkbuster, for instance a Handel opera. Handel can be surprisingly torrid.

“Semele” needs more plot, it’s really nothing but a Bonquebuster with music.

by Markspal July 2, 2025

Plastic Bouquets

1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.

2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.

Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.

Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.

by iiexistential July 30, 2008

booby bouquet

When three or more women hug in a close circle, wherein their arms wrap around each other and their breasts touch.

Before leaving, the women embraced in a booby bouquet.

by WilifredDungus June 27, 2019

bacon bouquet

A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.

I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.

by hangrymonkey August 4, 2021

lyre bouquet

When someone is best to the point that their ribs protrude, like flowers out of the ground.

Man, Tony got it bad from those guys. Full lyre bouquet, blood everywhere.

by Lucid Xaoc Reigns August 24, 2021

Salami Bouquet

A term used to describe when multiple men come over to ”cheer up” your wife.

We’re going over to Sally’s house to give her the ol’ salami bouquet.

by Hot Mayo November 22, 2021

Mohammad bouquet

A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.

My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.

by QuacksO June 6, 2023