Boris Welly

When you dunk your fat testy in a tin of canned mango until it starts to fizzle.

"Get the ratchet, Connor Mcfly just made a Boris Welly"

by Your life, your struth. May 28, 2023

Boris Johnson

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet

Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!

by CatRyBou August 20, 2023

Go Boris

"Go Boris" is an expression similar in form to "Let's go Nandos" & "You going college?", popular with many teenagers and roadmen today. When you "Go Boris", you head to the toilet to void your bowels of greasy & malodorous sewage. See also "Free Tommy" for when you go for a very smelly dump that leaves the cubicle uninhabitable for a good half hour.

"Give me five minutes, mate: I've got to Go Boris first."
"I'm feeling well dodgy and there's a churning in my guts. I really need to Go Boris or I'll pebbledash my boxers."

by Rusty Chuffhunter November 15, 2019

Get Boris'd

If you get Boris'd then someone has crashed your economy, similar to how Boris crashed Britain's economy.

"Yo they're gonna Get Boris'd if they don't sort out their country soon enough"

by Atoad1 February 1, 2021

Doing a Boris

Keeping your head down on sick leave when there is a real shit storm at work.

Just when it’s hitting the fan Tom’s keeping away on a sickie, I recon he is doing a Boris.

by Euro Phil April 21, 2020

Doing a Boris

Extreme level of criminal activity

They doing a Boris selling meth to school kids .

by Holmeless December 8, 2021

Borising It

To make a journey using one of London's iconic new rental cycles. Derived from the affectionate nickname 'Boris Bikes', named after the conspicuously bumbling mayor Boris Johnson.

Matt: "That party is only a couple of miles away, why don't you rent a bike?"

Dan: "no way mate, I'm not Borising it in this weather!"

by DanBizz June 28, 2011