blidget

A black midget.

Gary Coleman.

hey, look at how short and poor that blidget is!

by Senorita Taco September 2, 2010

Black budget

The budget of your government that even your leader is not aware of. The Uber secret spending spree, think mi5, mi6, cia, asio, mossad or kopassus, FORGET IT, this is the shit that no-one talks about. Nasty shit like vaccuum bombs, laser blinding, audio disablers, Area 51. Try and imagine something nasty, they have already tried it out!

Why does this charge for a screwdriver come in at $4598?.
Oh yes sir thats got the black budget surcharge.
Whats the black budget?
What are you talking about "black budget", you are weird.

by yobbo April 25, 2003

Blodgett

Drunken Santa Claus with no presents except magic markers he gets high off of. Usually found mumbling with a cup of coffee in hand possibly containing whiskey. Face is bright red with the glow of early morning binge drinking. He's wondering whether and eiffin you are coming to class anytime soon. Weeet a meenute ooookie.

That guy just confused the shit out of me like a total blodgett.
He just blodgeted his way through that presentation and alls I heard was fuckin' mumblin'.

Oh shit it's the blodge hide the beer.
He just completely blodgetized me I couldn't understand if that was a formula or a stroke.

by thehawksfriend May 28, 2010

budget rich

Wearing clothes that look good, but are actually cheap/inexpensive. The same goes with cars and things you own.

Man 1: Hey, look at that dude. He dressed so fresh.
Man2: Yeah, but he budget rich.

by Just_Blaze December 27, 2007

budget bender

A heavy drinking session managed on a small amount of money ie £10.

John: Fancy coming up town this weekend?
Paul: Nah, im skint, im going on a budget bender.

by John1413123546 July 4, 2008

Blugget

very fine weed. could also refer to a blunt of spliff.

"lets go smoke some blugget"
"lets get bluggeted"

by kindestjillz December 9, 2009

Bludgie

Bludgie was once a term of derision applied to police officers.

Watch out for the bludgies.

by BeaterofSlor February 1, 2010