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compounded blessings

Blessings that multiply and increase with the natural order of nature. (similar to compounded interest at a bank)
God has blessed me with compounded blessings. I have beautiful children and they have beautiful children, etc. I have a great job and from that job came other opportunities. I planted one rose bush and from there sprung other gorgeous plants.
by Anniebanni August 21, 2009
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Blessing shoot

A ritual in which four people must stand in a circle and shoot and then they all receive the best salmon from the nearest freshwater lake.
The four teenagers were hungry so they performed blessing shoot and received the highest quality salmon
by Ultimate DPS prophet September 4, 2019
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No Bi Blessing

Similar to no homo and No Hetero™, but used when a bisexual person aims to compliment someone’s look with making sure that it suggests no sexual interest in them, so that it was merely a blessing. Can be used on any gender with slipping "No Bi though" at the end of the sentence, to indicate that the complimenter seeks for nothing else to be slipped in. With proper use, it is clear that the admiration is deliberately intended from the Friendzone.
1 - Proper use
Bisexual complimenter: wow guys you are looking awesome!
Receivers: thanks friend for the No Bi Blessing, we're aiming to be the best dressed couple here

2 - Incorrect use (sexual use corrupts meaning)
Bisexual complimenter: you guys have the best butts here, I'd smash! No Bi though
Receivers: oh finally, we've always wanted to have a threesome with you!
by Definitive Doomer December 20, 2019
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donkey blessed

Having a large penis.
Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"
by Hugo-h12 January 24, 2014
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bless up

Phil ay Alec watch this bless up ... runs red like gets away like a bad ass
by Bad ass boi May 7, 2021
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Mad blessings

Mad Blessings mostly used in salutations of letters but can be used in everyday language.

Meant to wish someone good luck or many blessings in whatever they choose positive in life.
Friend1:I'm leaving for LA tomorrow to be a star.

Friend2: Mad blessings to ya and be safe!
by "D" July 28, 2005
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blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.
Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
by Nappets October 8, 2011
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