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A pile of shit and can't sing rap or dance
I need to take a blake
Blake by Pollo36 February 28, 2017
this dude sounds cool at first but then you realize, he is gay and an asshole and he even sucks dick.
man that dude was a real blake
blake by cows and cows December 5, 2017
A fagget Douche Bag Shit Fuck, who nobody likes because they dont have a life and because they dont shower and smell like vagina
Omigosh that kid is such a blake, come on hurry let go we dont want to start smelling like vagina do we
Blake by fatty ass lucas October 17, 2008
A "Blake" is a man that is uncontrollable of his natural desires. This type of man sometimes just has to let out what must be let out. Blake's will sometimes go 11 rounds even if by the seventh or eight they start to shoot blanks. These type of people are often notorious for just letting out their "stress" when in public and will sometimes even do it while at school.
Person: dude u need help, your just being a Blake all the time now.
A Blake: that's not true at all.
Person: you just jacked off in the school bathroom!!!
Blake by Benjamin199ben November 27, 2012
- Blake (it),:

-To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something, cause a debacle, or fuck something up, in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"

-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
Blake by Blakefan December 16, 2013
has zero friends and is ugly, nobody should ever talk to a blake.
Hey look there is blake. He smells like tuna
blake by Sniper/Gang May 8, 2018