Bert’d 

To be embarrassed.

That man just got bert’d

Get bert’d

Bert’d by Unclebert November 3, 2020

Bert gerdah 

A cliché or something you knew was going to happen.

DAMNNN JAMAL DIED LAST WEEK??? DAMNNNN! what a bert gerdah.

Bert gerdah by T0PAZ Ryuubenski February 11, 2021

Bert Squirt 

The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.

I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!

Bert Squirt by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021

Bert sexual

The act lf being attracted to that boi Bert

Sorry i cant date u im bert sexual

Bert sexual by Ace the greatest July 11, 2022

Bert Han

Bert Han is a interesting young human being who originates in south Mongolia made in a factory by Chinese slaves. His mother and father went to pick him up at the gay strip club in 7/ 6/2008 here he was kissing other boys his age. Bert is referred to as a little Asian boy. He ate his sister when she was a baby which resulted in his family abandoning him on the side of smith street.

Person 1 "Who is Bert Han"
Person 2 "He is a Chinese robot made by Chinese slaves"
Person 1 "I heard he is like really gay bro"
Person 2"yea we made out like last Sunday"

Bert Han by YourRightNut September 4, 2022

Bert Kreischer sit-ups 

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

Bert Kreischer sit-ups by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023

Bert Kreischer sit-ups 

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

Bert Kreischer sit-ups by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023