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Nigs Before Pigs

Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).
Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
by Colder November 30, 2011
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Bros before hoes

Common parallels:

1.|Bros before bitches
2.|Bros before boxes
3.|A Man code article
4.|A Bro code article
5.|Friends before females
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Terms needing defined:

1. BRO | A bro in definition (if you are male) is a male you have a bond with. Most commonly referred to as friendship;friend.

2.>HOE;(HO) A woman, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife or ex-wife. Any such subset.
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"Bros before hoes"

1.> This term is a commonly referred to section of the "unwritten" "Man code" which refers to Men putting their friends or "brothers" before women. As it is respectful of one to treat those whose friendship was earned and is now respected above a woman who has not earned it.

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Usage:

subject 1: "Hey man"
subject 2: "what's up?"
subject 1: "I was thinking about asking that girl out over

there ,but i heard she was your ex girlfriend and

I was like nah Bros before hoes man."
subject 2: "Damn straight"
subject 1: "Real men follow the man code"
subject 2: "True, True."

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*Note:
Common place of this term has fallen out of usage as most men currently lack the fortitude to convey such morality and strength. I fear this term and the actions it conveys will be lost forever as chivalry, respect, and courage have in our "modern" society.
Examples of this terms meaning will be shown below.

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1.: Refer to "usage" at the bottom for a common example.

2.: A woman wants her soon to be husband to lose his friends as she does not like them for petty reasons. A man would not allow this to happen.

3.: A man sees a woman that he wished to engage in conversation, as does his friend. In this instance the one with less interest or more luck in the field of women should leave the avenue as it is respectful to the other person.

4.: A man is stuck on the freeway and calls his friend to help him, he refuses because he wishes to do something with his girlfriend rather than help his friend in need. This man is not a man at all.

5.: A man cancels set plans with friends because his girlfriend wants to do something with him. This man is also not a man.

Because bros before hoes
Bros before hoes
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by The last concious man June 21, 2009
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Sistas Before Mistas

When Females choose, staying with, or going out with their girlfriends over, staying or going out, with one of their Casual Boyfriends or a random Guy who they have just met. Or hookups
Two Girls at a Night club,

' Girl 1: " Hey Girl 2 i'm going to have coffee at a cafe now, just met this Hot guy," . Girl 2 : "Girl 1 ! what the hell ! You came with me, so you have to leave with me !, It's "Sistas before Mistas" remember !"

Hmm, i have two free tickets to a beyonce gig tonight, hmm, i'd better go with Jacqui and not Mark because i only met mark a few times and Jacqui and i have been besties for years. After all it is 'sistas before mistas'
by Bojacke February 20, 2012
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Broods Before Dudes

An unwritten yet powerful law governing the lifestyle choices of domesticated adult males. The law automatically goes into effect following the appearance of the first offspring and it immediately supercedes the "Bros Before Hoes" ordinance (if said regulation has not already been ruled unconstitutional by the ranking female domestic partner). The law is often invoked by disapproving mother-in-laws, with a chiding tone of voice and the words "family first" (and sometimes accompanied by a finger wag).

Depending on tribal customs and which side of the bed local authorities got up on, the law may dramatically reduce or outright prohibit a broad variety of activities including: shooting hoops, watching the game, fishing trips, gaming binges, nights out with the boys, poker nights, ultra violent action movie nights, getting drunk and ogling women way out of your league nights... The list goes on.

The true impact of the law is felt not just by the adult male (i.e. "father"), but also indirectly by the man's best bros, extended friends, co-workers, and the many merchants and facilitators that typically service "the boys" when they go out. In recent years many (men) have cited the negative impact of the law on local economies but, unlike the exhaustive research behind the "Bros Before Hoes" legislation, those subject to "Broods Before Dudes" are generally to exhausted by the end of the day to argue, much less do an economic impact analysis.

See also: bros before hoes
Friend 1: Bro, you down with beers this Friday?
Friend 2: (to self, recalling the face of his infant child staring up at him) ...broods before dudes...
Friend 1: (recognizing the blank stare) Never mind, man. You've got stuff going on... How is Dancing With The Stars these days?
by JasonYH September 17, 2012
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work before twerk

Meaning a lady has to get her work done before the freak can get her twerk on
Bro: "Hey girl, ya wanna meet at the club?"
Ho: "I'm a boss bitch and need to finish up some deliverables this evening, maybe next time."
Bro: "Ah, work before twerk. Get it girl."
Ho: "Gotta make that coin!"
by GlazeHer July 5, 2015
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i before e except after c except when

I before e except after c except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.
I before e except after c except when... this is what they taught you in the third grade math instead of how to pay taxes or something.
by StarPrismGaming April 4, 2021
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Kissing homie before sleep

Kissing homie before sleep is not gay. Its act of kindnes and friendship.
Homie 1: I am Kissing homie before sleep
Homie 2: Yo nigga that is gay as fuck
Homie 1: No it is not
by Fritovane Hranolečky December 9, 2020
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