Baloon

A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.

I got a pack of baloons today for the party.

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

Baboon Butt

When a man fucks a woman from behind so hard that her butt turns all red.

"Reid fucked me so hard that I had Baboon Butt for a week...it was great."

by Tom Diddler February 22, 2009

Red Baloon

When a female manages to have her period on another humans face.

Dude: Last night I went to eat out my girlfriend and she gave me the most surprising red baloon it even went in my eyes!!
Guy: Gnarley dude you should have slapped her

by bdemsk September 27, 2009

coon baboon fucking a balloon

It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon

Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 9, 2020

baboon

To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked buttocks. The victim's posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the Hamadryas baboon.

Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!

by doyouknowtheowenbrothers? November 30, 2006

Alaskan Baboon

Sexual act that involves one person covering themselves in their partner's feces from head to toe leaving only the buttocks area clean. Anal sex then proceeds.

She wanted to do a Dirty Sanchez, but I recommended the Alaskan Baboon. She was all over that.

by Frooch January 9, 2008

bagoon

Something or someone who is overly huge or ugly.

Holy shit Tom look at that nasty bagoon!

by Bunk Diggity September 6, 2006