Bahooneys

Noun.
Pronunciation: just like "bahoonies" (ba-HOO-nees).
Definition: A very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scrotum, which holds and protects the inner testes. Also, the testes themselves.

Although pronounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female breasts (tits, gazongas, knockers).

Used as an euphemism for balls.

"Jeez! Ease up on that serve, bro! That last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!"

"Man, this party sucks big bahooneys!"

"You've had enough of that cock already. Now focus on the bahooneys!"

"By accident, Ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter."

by NeverMindWhom August 13, 2008

banoonis

A very ripe banana, meant to be thrown at people.

"I will banoonis you if you come any closer"

by FinWonga October 3, 2014

Baboonbama

A word that Uncle Ruckus from the Adult Swim series, The Boondocks, says when anyone mentions President Barack Obama or when an inmate mentions that they have a black president or even when he sees a picture of him. He says this when the word 'nigger' isn't enough to describe him. And it's a play on words.

'Aha! Baboonbama'll be in here soon too!'
'Nah, nah, ya'll gotta go, down Baboonbama.'
Robert: Ruckus, can't you believe it? We have a black president now! Oh wait... your black-white ass probably gon' say that this the worst thing that happened to ya, right?

Uncle Ruckus: Oh why don't ya shut the fuck up Robert.. that nigger, Baboonbama'll be in the slammer sooner than you know it...

by fuckboytoallnations June 14, 2022

Fart baloon III

A baloon that is blown up using dehydrated farts.

To blow up baloons using the fart baloon III method is very economical. Save your shit for a few months , then put your big pile of shit into an industrial dehydrator. Eat the dehydrated shit and wait a couple hours. By then you will have a considerable amount of gas. Then simply use the Fart baloon II method to fill some baloons. If you do not know the fart baloon II method then google it.Tie your fart baloons to a lawn chair, sit in it and you will be able to float at least 20 feet up if you use about 30 fart baloons.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 20, 2017

baloon

a word spelled with two "L"s.

Dude: Look at this baloon! I wrote 'baloon' on it!

Other dude: That's not how you spell 'balloon'.

by nobodyatallgoaway December 10, 2009

Bagoon

A large, often oversized, human. Generally having feet which are gargantuan and work independently from the main body. The bagoon has lower than average IQ, poor dress sense, and lacks basic social skills.

"Here Gary, look at that massive Bagoon, he's all over the place. He walking like Bambi on ice.

by TheBanterBadger May 9, 2015

bafoonalito

An idiot that continuously lingers around and has the endless life of a cockroach. They are notorious for burning bridges and speaking in an exaggerated tone.

Don't bring George around anymore because that bafoonalito embarrasses himself and me every time he opens his mouth.

by Credit 4 Life August 14, 2014