Button Top Mushroom

A penis that resembles small mushroom with a big round head.

I tried to enjoy it but he had a Button Top Mushroom for a dick

by poop in the clit April 28, 2017

button boy

name for a little fat dictator with a bad haircut who is probably going to die this year.

That fat little button boy with the bad haircut keeps threatening the U.S.A. with a nuclear first strike, it's good thing the presidency is no longer subject to affirmative action and now have a president that's not afraid to act.

by Dildo Faggins Fussybottom April 23, 2018

button up your lip your ship is sinking

Buttoning up your lip means to quit snitching on your people or yourself for your ship is sinking

Yo rat button up your lip your ship is sinking

by HollowLlama January 26, 2018

Button Face

A specific breed of Scottish person that has a big head but a small face, to the extent that it resembles a button that is sown onto a shirt.

That button face won’t stop going on about deep fat fried Mars bars.

by Watervole July 4, 2018

Button hole

The first hole of many holes

Jimmy was the*button hole* of assholes

by toligittoquit November 12, 2019

button licks

when you hit a dab

like hey jonny do you wanna do some button licks after school

by Macklog November 18, 2019

button flustered

Inability to accurately record keystrokes when under intense pressure from frustrated clients.

Laura got button flustered when she was taking the large pizza order and recorded four prawn pizzas instead of the two prawn and two pumpkin we wanted.

by bewb_420 December 24, 2019