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bulletin board whore

Someone who continually posts excessive, stupid-ass bulletin board messages on MySpace.
That bulletin board whore took up three of my five bulletins spaces so I bitch smacked her.
by Spider289 April 18, 2005
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flat as a board

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested
"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."
by Jake March 6, 2004
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drawing board

n. (figuratively) the design process, the stages of planning, or the beginning of a process
This idea really sucks - I think we need to go back to the drawing board.
by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006
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Testicle Board

A flat piece of plastic, wood, or other non-heat conductive material that is placed on one's lap to insulate one's testicles from the heat produced by a laptop, which has been shown to reduce fertility.
Yo man, pass me the testicle board, my boys are frying over here!
by Tom Craven February 18, 2005
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message board junkie

A no-life loser who spends all his waking hours on an internet message board.

He'll flood the board, respond to almost every thread, and post dozens of times per day, just to see his name there.

He thinks he's clever, funny, and intelligent when he really isn't. He's just a dumb troll.
He'll try to create a persona of that of a successful happy person with a life, but he's really just a retarded freak who spends all day on his fat ass in front of computer chatting on a message board.
"Man, that idiot lives on this board...he's a message board junkie."
by killerjoe27 April 27, 2010
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Hog Board

A Marine's bulletin with pictures of their girl friends and wives. Often seen during deployment. Not to be confused with the wall of shame.
Lcpl Smith, "Damn, have you seen the hog board today?"
Cpl Miller, "No, why?"
Lcpl Smith, "There are some fine hogs added!"
by This recruit February 23, 2012
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particle board

particle board also known as low density fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin used to make low cost furniture subflooring and many other consumer products
i wanted all solid wood furniture but i ended up with furniture made from particle board what a bummer
by littlejimmie February 28, 2019
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