First Family Of Freestyle BMX 

The Definition of First Family Of Freestyle

FURMAGE
BMX Freestyle Pioneer and Original Vans member 1982 William "Crazy Lacy" Furmage and his 2 sons Christopher and Corey are the oldest ( father and sons ) BMX Freestyle team / riders out there today.

Crazy Lacy Furmage First Family Of Freestyle BMX

First Family Of Freestyle BMX by Rad Rider June 1, 2011

Before my life began (BMLB) 

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

Before my life began (BMLB) by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

Bmcabana SF 

The nigga who comes from a township also known as kasi, who's childhood was hard and rough. Turned to rap game to change his life.

"yo you heard of Bmcabana SF?"
"Yeah that man the best rapper out rn

Bmcabana SF by Seven May Manando November 8, 2021

BMYS 

Beat my meat and Yeet my skeet

Beat my meat means to masturbate, and Yeet my skeet means to ejaculate (because Yeet means throw and skeet means semen)

BMYS is the act of masturbating, and ejaculating

Brad: Hey Peter, what are your plans for the night?

Peter: Oh nothing really, probably just going to BMYS

BMYS by Bmysman October 16, 2018

BMPCC4K 

GOD

GUY 1: Look, its god!

GUY 2: Nah bruh, that's a BMPCC4K

GUY 1: Bruh.

BMPCC4K by ozthecat22222222222 September 21, 2019

BMAO 

Blow My Ass Off.

Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!

One day at school...

Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.

Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO

BMAO by Russiachina December 3, 2011

Burn Me up (BMU)

When someone or something makes you SOO mad you feel like you're on fire.

The math teacher kicked me out of class for texting. She Burn Me Up (BMU)!

Or you could just say BMU.

Burn Me up (BMU) by Burning Now March 12, 2011