Blerching

The act of infecting your crankshaft by inserting a foreign object so that it inflates beyond regular size.

A: "Dude have you tried blerching?"
B: "No, should I?"
A: "Totally my hog is way bigger and now I can pee cream cheese!!"

by SigmaChode345 March 6, 2024

Bletching

When you put bleach up your pussy and queef it out at someone secretly from behind

I heard the unknown bletching bandit struck again at john's party last night all over your forehead

by KittyXD69 March 30, 2024

Leaching

relying on someone else for schoolwork, typically when you agree to participate in a group activity but end up doing no work and just stealing or taking credit for what everyone else in the group does

bro aditya is actually leaching. i added him to the group study guide and he added like one word

by vxrfg May 2, 2024

Blenching

The act of mixing semen and urine into a cup and chugging it in a quick fashion.

Person 1: "Yo, you wanna try Blenching tonight?"

Person 2: "Oh for sure, sounds delicious!"

by BlenchLord May 6, 2024

The Breaching Whale Maneuver

The moment of relief experienced by the person giving head under the covers when they fling off the covers and take a glorious deep breath before returning to their feast.

He timed the breaching whale maneuver so that he could also catch that one Aragorn scene in LOTR that was still playing on the TV.

by Isildurs bane March 22, 2026

Blotching

To combine the two past times of blogging and bitching

Last night I spent quite a bit of time blotching about that idiot at work!

by Chromecide March 12, 2009

belching walrus

After a guy blows a wad in a chicks mouth, he puts two fingers over the center of her lips and punches her in the stomach, which causes the jizz to run out of the sides of her mouth and look like walrus tusks.

I did the belching walrus to Suzy last night, she was pissed.

by tttttttttt2121 November 23, 2009