asswipe

a person you'd just as soon be rid of

"Nami, you're a friggin asswipe."

by kitznegari November 11, 2006

asswipe

1. something that you wipe your ass with. afterwards it is thrown in the trash because it is that bad. usually referring to a person who is being stupid or mean.

You're an asswipe for making her cry.

by Spanish Exchange 2006 April 10, 2006

Assjigger

a person that can clap with their butt cheeks or shake their butt or a person that is mean.

Tara was being an Assjigger at the party.

by Cour-tahh-ney February 20, 2008

Asslighting

When you slap your girl’s ass all day to make her feel crazy confident

Am I crazy or is my boyfriend asslighting me?

by Rob Gronk August 19, 2020

asswich

Totally lame, beneath redemption.

Man, waiting in this line is asswich!

The dress she wore to the party was asswich!

by FluffyKnitterDeb June 16, 2005

Asswipe

Someone who was concieved as a result of "back to front" wiping after anal sex

I'm your dad Asswipe.

by BigRob78 January 11, 2008

asswipe

1. A slang, vulgar term referring to toilet paper.

I can't take a crap without using some asswipe.

by star8706 February 1, 2003