Assdildo

A dildo reserved for the anus.

Susy, feeling horny, shoved the assdildo up her anus in a frenzy.

by Kat June 26, 2003

assface

An insult reserved by the carton character "Crabby Cakes" on the show Clone High USA

"You've got crabs, ASSFACE!!!"

by Tion the One April 23, 2003

assface

A holy fool. One quite careless, who mocks the proud: through wit, prankery, or subtle action.

"Hey, Bobbert, check out the assface in the store window posing like a mannequin..."

by Hill Y. December 12, 2003

Assfliction

The slang term for the clothing worn by an MMA-wannabe or "bad-ass" wannabe. Usually a cheap cotton t-shirt or jeans marked with screen-printed skulls, crosses, or other design typically associated with the "biking culture". Term is a combination off the term "asshole" and "Affliction", which was one of the popular clothing lines sporting these designs. Also a slang term for clothing that at one time was trendy, but has become too commonplace to be a true fashion statement.

That guy over there wearing the Assfliction shirt, yeah, the wannabe MMA tough guy who's too much of a pretty boy to have ever seen, much less been, in a fight.

by Leucifer1976 November 17, 2011

Assfault Junkies

A Cincinnati based sport bike motorcycle club. Colors are black and yellow with a nuclear reactor symbol the icon.

The Assfault Junkies are fucking crazy fast!

by KneeDownInCinci June 5, 2010

Assbitch

Any driver that cuts you off in the fast lane on the Autobahn, or Autoroute.

I cannot believe those Assbitches cut us off!

by sunofseattle March 27, 2009

Kirkby-in-Ashfield

A town with a large cultural variety consisting of chavs, grebs, slags and old people. Most of these Chavs and slags gather at "the acre" and "morven", both situated near Kirkby town centre, and participate in modern cultural activities mostly drinking and engaging in sexual intercourse in public toilets. While the grebs stay at home complaining about there lives on social media websites listening to "rock" music. Also in kirkby is ashfield comprehensive school which is one of the worst schools in Nottingham and is run by idiots specifically the head teacher. But if your to idiotic to get into ashfield theres always Kirkby centre. But kirkby-in-Ashfield is relatively good compared to rival town Sutton-in-Ashfield as both teenage pregnancies and drink related deaths are considerably lower. Also situated on he Kirkby/Sutton border, but ultimately in sutton, lies "lemmo" the most deprived and dangerous estate in the whole of Nottinghamshire, where most of the rivalry between Sutton and Kirkby happens. Overall Kirkby-in-Ashfield is most pleasant area to live compare to Sutton.

Kirkby-in-Ashfield
Greb: don't talk to me I hate you, I hate life , I hate my family, i hate that cat and I hate his fucking world!
Chav: mate, I only asked you what he fucking time was! Chill the fuck out!

(2 boy watching fight)
Boy 1: Jesus Christ, only happen in Kirkby!
Boy 2: no mate, just imagine loving in Sutton!
Boy 1: I don't even want to think about it!

by Callmebroski June 17, 2013