asser

Somebody who pretends to be cool, but actually is an idiot. Male form of teenybopper. From Bulgarian slang. In Bulgaria, the assers are currently on a gangsta rap wave.

Heah, Bobo's pretending he's a big asser just cuz' he listens to 50 cent and other shit of the sort.

by Dreben_2097 July 23, 2005

Assernine

It has several meanings and can be used in many different context.

1. of, relating to, or resembling a complete ass.

2. lacking intelligence or reason for saying or doing something so idiotic that doesn't require a response.

3. Absurd, Foolish, Ridiculous.

4. An off the wall comment.

ass-er-ninely: adverb
ass-erninity: noun

Ex: When one is sitting at the bar with their man and lady another person just sits there from across the bar or restaurant and just stare at you. (assernine).

When someone says something that's just utterly insane that it's not worth a response.......that's assernine.

by Big Money Grip April 20, 2012

cock asser

someone who gets slapped in the ass over and over again. There is no real sex involved that's why its lame.

Like being pistol wiped/spanked with a dick.

Don't be a stupid cock asser.

by Sippy Love July 21, 2009

Asset

A small sized or petite butt. considered cute by the posessor of the butt, or people who tend to like small butts

Stop making fun of my asset! Many people find it cute and adorable!

by Cathlexeris June 7, 2011

Asstertaste

The taste left in ones mouth after tossing salad.

"Tossing Staisy's salad left a bad asstertaste in my mouth."

by Cherie Brennan December 18, 2008

Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.

Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.

by kyle cota June 28, 2006

assentacious

Adj. One who constantly assents no matter what the case. See agreeable.

Luscious
Underestimated
Curious
Assentacious
Sexy

by Lucas December 21, 2004