secretarial assistance

(verb) 1. The offer of services of a sexual nature toward a work colleague by member of the work secretarial pool;

(verb) 2. The provision of, or assistance with, sexual services from someone who is otherwise employed as a secretary.

Person 1: Has Parkie got a license to drive the bus, or is it just his mates?

Person 2: I think it is just his mates. But hey, did you hear Parkie got some secretarial assistance last night after ten-pin bowling.

by choogil February 12, 2012

buzz assassin

One who would go proactively go out of their way to kill your buzz. The violence and glee with which they go about this task puts them at the level of assassin ... a buzz assassin.

I avoid going to Monday's before 4pm because the buzz assassin that runs that place in the afternoon won't serve me more than 2 drinks before shutting me off.

by Mr. Dyche March 12, 2018

dick assman

yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)

boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name

by totallyurmom February 27, 2022

dangerously drunk assistor

a common friend that is a mild mannered high school student by day, but at night swoops around the streets of his small town in his red solara/blue accord of justice and saving the underage drunks of his town from persecution, punishment, and arrest.

1. "I drank waaaay too much at this party. My night is saved, thanks to: the dangerously drunk assistor."

by Mattius gagliardi October 13, 2005

babyface assassin

a male who has the facial features of a two year old girl "ie. doesn't shave although hes 20. i mean not even a bit of bum-fluff" but yet still has the potential scope an lock-on to the hot ho's in the place an leave his mates standing

randy is 1 babyface assassin

by smooth-as January 19, 2008

fun assasin

1) My wife.
2) Black hole of amusement. (For instance, building a home-made catapult and having fun hurling dog droppings into the yard across the street. This person would instantly make that unfunny and make you stop.)
3) A person so anti-funny that if you mixed humor and this person together, the resulting explosion would rip away Earth's atmosphere and make it an unliveable planet for thousands of years.

"Shit, here she comes. Damn fun assasin. Hide the catapult."

by I.Q. 151 December 5, 2004

assisted entry

when one sticks their hand into either the anus or vagina of another and then inserts his penis and proceeds to masturbate

this chicks asshole was so loose i was able to have an assisted entry

by Ha1fdime January 9, 2008