APPLE

THIS APPLE IS SO JUICY YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME LIKE IT SQURITS OUT LIKE PEE.

ALEX WAS DRINKING (APPLE) JUICE AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS PEE

by Avocado And Caitie July 22, 2019

APPLE

A FRUIT NOT A VEGETABLE

ME: HEY GUY IS AN APPLE A FRUIT OR A VEGETABLE

GUY: ITS A VEGETABLE

ME:*SAYS INTO MICROPHONE “TAKE THE SHOT, HE IS BAD”*
GUY:WHAT!?
GUY :*GETS SHOT*

by Hey I’m an apple a fruit March 15, 2019

Apple

A company that makes the same phone every fucking time just bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller just like my fucking penis. And where the fuck is the IPhone 9?????!!!!!

Apple: we are announcing a IPhone 20 that is baciscally the same as the IPhone X just as small as the IPhone 6!!!

by Ms.Gin April 26, 2019

Apple

(N)The big brother of technology

(N)The worlds greatest spy

1.My phone was hacked by Apple
2.My iPhone camera is always on because Apple is watching me.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe May 3, 2018

apple

You stupid motherfucker

You should know what a fucking apple is

Person 1: I shoved an apple up my ass yesterday

Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*

Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*

by She shit on my dick April 17, 2017

apple

Kid's code word for asshole so you don't get in trouble

OMG you are such an apple, I'm not your friend anymore .

by ghill2004 June 20, 2016

Apple

A run down lemonade stand company that took and abrupt turn by making phones that dispense condoms

Dude I need an apple phone!!

by BlazeTheSorcerer January 30, 2017