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Apocalypse Troll

a person who constantly sends information over sites such as facebook, myspace, twitter, etc. about the end of the world and anything in relation to such an occurence. usually resulting in extreme annoyance of the troll's friends
John-"guys the worlds ending tomorrow! im gonna go out and do this and this and this!"
person-"John the world isnt ending tomorrow you are such an apocalypse troll!"
by F.M.P June 13, 2011
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apocalypse mentality

When one decides instead of helping humanity during an apocalypse they decide its great time to start killing everyone
Man 1: Hey did you do that test yet?
Man 2: Yeah, turns out i have an apocalypse mentality.
Man 1: Well when the zombies attack remind me to stay away from you...
Man 2: What zombies aren't re--
<THEY SEE ZOMBIES>
Man 2: HAHAHA NOW I GOING TO KILL EVERYONE FOR NO GOOD REASON!!!
Man 1: WHAT?! NO!! NO!! NO!! PLEASE N-- <Gets killed by man 2>
by AVP2000 November 11, 2013
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Adam, Andy, Eric, Mike the fucking coolest badass heterosexual fellows that occasionally like to hump eachother.
Dude look at that chicks titties.
Dude, I wanna C her CB
by Andy April 17, 2005
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Millenial Apocalypse

The Millenial Apocalypse is upon us, we're all gonna die!
by sudnvm May 22, 2020
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apocalypse food

Food that you stocked up for when you get hungry and it's the last reliable source. Especially for when you're high, drunk, both, or just feel like a fat ass.

It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.
Person 1: Dude, why are you getting so much food?
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.
by ShallowsEnd September 7, 2013
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Apocalypse Girl

A girl who has sex with a large number of men with no regard for her relationship status or personal health. Similar to the act of storing a lot of meat in a freezer in preparation for the impending apocalypse.

Shorter terms can be A-slut or A-hoe.
"Bro, look at that chick out there on the d-floor in the tight black dress and big boots."
"Yeah man, don't tap that, she's a huge Apocalypse Girl, you'll probably get the herp er' somethin."
"Man, there's so many of those A-sluts these days.. shit."
by Murc March 14, 2014
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apocalypse skill

A skill, usually done with the aid of technology, which is completely pointless to learn how to do manually, as one would only lose access to technology in an apocalypse scenario, but that skill would be completely useless in an apocalypse.
"Hey Brie, can you help me out with MLA format?"
"No way Thomas, that's a total apocalypse skill. Just use a computer!"
by Game of Thrones stole my name October 10, 2016
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