Alanis

A mythical cat, with is amazingly beautiful, it has ocean blue fur and light teal stripes. It is said an Alanis can touch dirty water and purify it instantly. Natives called this the guardian of the water, there is only one on every continent with a size of lake and a height of Redwood Tree. Asians love to eat Alanis, but it might punch you.

Asian: I love the taste of Alanis
Alanis: *punch*
Asian: no you *kills Alanis* lolololololo

by Seth N Seth March 7, 2019

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Alois Schicklgruber

Alois is a massive chad (in fact almost the defenition) and the father to an extraordinary fighter, Adolphus. Alois was so much of an alpha male that he even married a girl to fall in love with another only for the first to be left dead so Alois was allowed to marry the other girl he was in a relationship with. Alois was so alpha that when his second wife was sickening and dying, he impregnated his very own cousin!

Alois Schicklgruber is such a chad, I wish I was like his son.

by trog platano drip2hard October 27, 2020

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alnis

It means a mood in Turkish

Also almost is a smart good boyfriend that has everything for all your needs and is very a good boyfriend

Also known as dogfrog

That alnis almost a hit my car

That alnis is a big dogfrog

by Pedrocutg October 31, 2020

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Marcos Alonso

The worlds best Left wing back. He's even better than Carlos on free kicks and has the pace of the flash on a counter attack. He's a true lady killer too. He can play striker if he wants as well.

Did you see Marcos Alonso the other day? Blimey he's even better than Prime Maldini!

by Mowglidud August 31, 2017

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Adonis

A MASSIVE FUCKEN REATARD THAT NEEDS TO STFU AND DO WHAT HE IS TOLD THINKS HES THE SHIT BC HE GETS ALL THE HRS AT AN ASS FUCKEN JOB NEEDS TO KEEP
HIS HANDS OFF KIDS AND LEARN WHAT RESPECT IS AND NEEDS TO TIP BETTER

1-Hey look at Adonis 2-fuck him he screwed me on tips and yelled at me yesterday 1-oh shit fuck him

by FUCKEN DICK August 4, 2019

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