Albert Ingalls

A shot of morphine or dilaudid given by a doctor.

"I got a shot of that shit and I was high like Albert Ingalls when he stole doc Baker's morphine.

by Big C of NC February 26, 2009

Dante Alberti

A bi-pedal organism of the mammalian class. Is able to live alongside humans with little assistance, though will become quickly enraged when communicated with. When the presence of a 'Dante Alberti' is detected, immediate backup must be called, preferably armed with bananas ( required to distract the creature ), and Russian made RPK light machine gun. Upon containment, immediate termination is recommended.

Person 1: Fuck 'Dante Alberti'.
Person 2: Ikr. fuck that guy.

by serialtypist November 14, 2020

The Fancy Albert

A small plate with doilie is placed upon the lady's chest. She is wearing a pearl necklace and he a tux jacket w/ tails (crucial). The man then gently squeezes out a chocolate hotdog onto the doilied plate.

It's our anniversary and you know what that means... Albert is coming to town and he's a feelin' fancy, babe. Break out tha tails and everything else.

The Fancy Albert is all that keeps our love alive.

by Rainsinger June 3, 2009

UNCLE ALBERT

Old sea dog off the hit comedy, 'Only Fools and Horses.' Most famous for continuously talking about his adventures in WW2, even though he's told them a million times before ( especially to his nephews Delboy and Rodney. )

Delboy, "This better not be another story about your adventures in the war?"
Uncle Albert, " I wasn't gonna you bloody little know it all. During the 1939 to 1945 conflict with Germany..."

by G Duffin June 22, 2006

Albertsstuff

Albertsstuff (also known as flamingo or Albert ) is a roblox youtuber who changed channels cause he used to curse and didn’t make any ad revenue from YouTube he changed to a channel called flamingo which is very popular now. Anyways his old channel was very funny but I’m not mad that he changed it because his new channel is funny anyways

Dude albertsstuff’s last video was so funny.

by dumb meme's September 9, 2020

Fat Albert

A particularly large turd that stretches out your sphincter and causes you to scream "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as you pass it.

Jim: Aw, dude! I just dropped a Fat Albert and my poo-hole is on fire!

Mike: Man, that sucks almost as much as Dane Cook.

Jim: Whoa now! It's nowhere near that bad!

by MegatronIsGod September 7, 2007

Alberto Gonzales

(v) To dodge out of an appointment previously made by making the excuse that "You didn't recall" then, being pressed about your flakiness, responding "It's classified"

Jerry ducked out on going to the movies, then when I asked him about it he Alberto Gonzalesed me!


I didn't want to go to my family reunion, so I Alberto Gonzalesed out of it.

by straightedgepunk123 June 26, 2008