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alaskan log splitter

When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.
"Yo dawg, I rammed this girl so hard last night, I gave her the Alaskan Log Splitter!"
by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017
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Alaskan Tan-Line

The act of shitting one pants and stomping of the feet to knock said shit down to ankles, hence, smearing legs with fecal matter
Bloke 1: Oi mate i just shat me pants
Bloke 2: Just pull an Alaskan Tan-Line
by TimTam the Big cock man December 13, 2018
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Alaskan Tickle

A performance of such. Where you get naked and squat down to fluffy snow, clench your ass cheeks. Then proceed to rub your asshole into your friends nose whilst they sleep.
Guy: " hey! Remember that time you slipped an Alaskan Tickle on Adam and he woke up sneezing? "
by LÂ FÎzzy FÂggÔt September 30, 2019
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Alaskan Penis Fuck

When an Alabama Hot Pocket is crafted, and is then readily inserted into the urethra of another man’s penis.
Dude 1: Yo, I just made an Alabama Hot Pocket with Graham’s shit. It’s so tender.

Dude 2: OMG!!! holy shit dude we should totally try that Alaskan Penis Fuck thing, and shove that shit in my urethra tonight you slutbag.
by Peenwardio Johnson October 19, 2019
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Alaskan Ice Beard

When another man proceeds to ejaculate onto another man's beard in a cold climate
Went camping with the homies....woke up with an Alaskan Ice Beard
by KingFoopaTroopa August 18, 2020
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Alaskan Sloth

When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.
Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.
by thjaew;fljasdf;lasdjh September 15, 2021
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Wild Alaskan Dingbat

A shrew-like creature found mostly in the retail areas of the Anchorage, AK suburbs. It has a shrill, piercing, nasal call and is known to have large litters. The Alaskan Wild Dingbat is a fiercely territorial rodent and is known to react to stimulus with a wild barrage, often leaving it confused. Mates for life. Classified as Homo regressus.
Did you see that Wild Alaskan Dingbat on Fox News today? Wow her pelt is shiny! She thinks she's people!
by AdamAWright March 28, 2010
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