When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.
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A performance of such. Where you get naked and squat down to fluffy snow, clench your ass cheeks. Then proceed to rub your asshole into your friends nose whilst they sleep.
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Dude 1: Yo, I just made an Alabama Hot Pocket with Graham’s shit. It’s so tender.
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Get the Alaskan Sloth mug.A shrew-like creature found mostly in the retail areas of the Anchorage, AK suburbs. It has a shrill, piercing, nasal call and is known to have large litters. The Alaskan Wild Dingbat is a fiercely territorial rodent and is known to react to stimulus with a wild barrage, often leaving it confused. Mates for life. Classified as Homo regressus.
Did you see that Wild Alaskan Dingbat on Fox News today? Wow her pelt is shiny! She thinks she's people!
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