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Alaskan Sloth 

When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.
Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.
A dumb motherfucker that trusts her girlfriends way more than she will ever trust you. She will eventually backstab you if you aren't prepared. If you think about dating a Allyson smash you head with a rock until you don't want to anymore.
Allyson is a backstabbing bitch.
Allyson by thjaew;fljasdf;lasdjh September 13, 2021