agrestechaton

a very funny and original tiktok account. their content is usually about miraculous ladybug and the CORRECT opinions

did you see agrestechaton’s newest video?? they never miss

by gumbigib March 11, 2021

cock amnesia

When a female has performed oral sex on a male and does not remember the experience. Even after presented with evidence she denies ever performing the act. Must not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Dick and Jane were in a long term relationship. But one day Jane went over to John's house and gave him head. John told Dick, and Dick confronted Jane. Jane refused to believe or admit that she gave John oral. Jane has been diagnosed with Cock Amnesia.

by Pace' September 14, 2006

Agnostic

Someone who claims to have no knowledge of whether or not a god exists.

"That agnostic said that he wasn't sure that the Judeo-Islamic-Christian god exists.

by 198d January 20, 2011

agnosticism

The acceptance that you do not know the answers to certian impossible questions.

dude: What is the unified field theory?
Polythiest: GODS + GODDESSES DID IT!!!
Monotheist: GOD DID IT!!!
Atheist: IT DOESN'T EXIST!!!
Agnostic : I don't know.

by waffle October 3, 2003

amnesiac

a very very good album

hmm.
I've had a shit day, I think I'll go listen to Amnesiac.

by arsia September 5, 2003

Agnostic Avowal

"We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exist. They could. Then again there could be a giant reptilian bird in charge of everything. Can we be certain there isn't? No, so it's pointless to talk about."

"I just started following the Agnostic Avowal."

by Radio-Active Vanilla Drink November 18, 2011

Fecal amnesia

A condition in which the person does not remember when they last had a bowel movement. Most commonly effects college girls.

My stomach hurts and I don't remember if I pooped yesterday or the day before. I must have fecal amnesia.

by Larry56 April 7, 2013