Absolute Icon 

A genuinely nice person who's also incredibly knowledgable and successful. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely", except when it comes to these rare few.

Did you hear what Keanu Reeves did with his earnings? He's an Absolute Icon.

Absolute Icon by Siege Knight June 24, 2020

absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt.

Dude my girlfriend is an absolute dolt

absolute dolt by lolgae September 22, 2020

Absolute CRINGE 

People who use "weary" " "sobbing" "pensive" "flushing" who think they are funny, but it's so fucking annoying, and no one wants to hear it.

Ophelia: I just killed someone :flushed:

Everyone: Please SHUT THE FUCK UP, ur being Absolute CRINGE

Absolute CRINGE by Chickaboff July 21, 2021

absolute age 

The actual age of an object.

The absolute age of this rock is 3,232 year.

absolute age by Dada truth April 28, 2006

Absolute Unit 

A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.

Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!

Yeah that man is an absolute unit.

Absolute Unit by AbusementPark November 4, 2018

Absolute Fucking Chad 

Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls

The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.

Absolute Fucking Chad by Absolute Chad Mate March 11, 2021

absolute cuteness 

paige

paige ann luke = absolute cuteness

absolute cuteness by acefacelol February 1, 2010