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ap chem

1. Agonizingly Painful Crazily Horrible Evil Misery In Stressful Torture Ruining You

2. Satan's lover who had affairs with Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden, and Stalin

3. Soul-eater. On a literal level: flesh-eater.

4. If encountered, more fatal than solution saturated with 1000.010 molar HCl (note the significant digits.) Side effects may include but are not limited to death, nervous breakdowns, and insanity.

5. Emotional trauma. Mental suicide.
Finnegan: I had a near chemistry experience yesterday!
Trish: Is this why you were sent to the insane asylum?

Finnegan: <laughs hysterically as a consequence of chemical fumes>

Guy: You wanna go out with me?
Girl: I'd rather do ap chem.

Friend: You need some ice for that burn?
by chazele May 25, 2009
mugGet the ap chemmug.

fjell ape

A Fjell ape which roughly translates to “mountain monkey” in Norwegian, is a insult most commonly used against

Swedish & Norwegians as a joke.
Hey whats up fjell ape
by NordicNibba August 6, 2019
mugGet the fjell apemug.

Cock Ape

Someone who, through testosterone fueled stubbornness, devolves into ape-like characteristics when unable to hold together their argument/position, usually in a debate.
After he was fact checked, Jake in his complete ignorance, anger, and utmost saltiness began shouting "Fuck you faggot" while making threatening gestures at the children from his youth group.

Douchebag tried to cut me and busted his taillight. He went complete cock ape trying to get me out of my car.
by pistoleer September 15, 2016
mugGet the Cock Apemug.

AP elbow

Synonymous to "tennis elbow," AP elbow is the extreme pain one feels in the elbow after the writing section of an AP exam. This is typically the result of writing three essays in two hours or four essays in 100 minutes.
After the AP English Lit test, I had major AP elbow.
by mindthegap May 8, 2010
mugGet the AP elbowmug.

AP Euro

Hell on earth. Basically you spend an entire year trying to force-feed yourself utter bullshit on Europe's history for the last 700 years. But even that is futile, because you can't retain anything specific from Europe's 920739474+ wars and will fail practically every test. You took it for the "prestigious AP title" but you just ended up fucked sideways by the entire course. It's the bane of your existence as well as your GPA.
AP Euro Student 1: Did you read last night for the quiz today?

AP Euro Student 2: Are you kidding me? No! I haven't opened that book in such a long time. I gave up.

AP Euro Student 1: Me too! High-five!

*Both high-five while sobbing because they are inevitably going to fail*
by chuzzle786 May 11, 2014
mugGet the AP Euromug.

AP English

All you need to know are:
rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis.
It proves how much you'll waste your time in that class.
Kid 1: What do you learn in AP English?
Kid 2: rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis
Kid 1: What's that?
Kid 2: I don't know, that's why I failed the exam.
by Hello_Kitty January 13, 2008
mugGet the AP Englishmug.

Ape Day

A celebratory holiday for all things ape-related, specifically for the celebration of apes themselves. (Not to be confused or conflated with Monkey Day)
by primieser May 28, 2021
mugGet the Ape Daymug.

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