aggressive tuesday

When you get fucked up on a tuesday

College kid 1: wanna drink?
College kid 2: on a tuesday?
Ck1: hell yeah its aggressive tuesday!
Ck2: lets get fucking wasted!

by Traw15 April 11, 2017

Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony

1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."

by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018

aggressive malt

an aggresive malt is shannon rafferty

oi aggressive malt what you doing! stop shaz!

by Shady uno b 1 January 16, 2023

Cute Aggression

Aggression from the cause of something so cute.

Older Sister: You're so cute! -hugs very tightly-
Younger sister: I think you have Cute Aggression on me.

by Essiela April 10, 2022

pepper aggressive

when someone is being a bitch, but not enough to call them salty.

man, rory has been really pepper aggressive lately

by roarwry June 11, 2017

Aggressive Bottoming!

Being a gay man or having a extremely tight asshole. while having something in your asshole and breaking it. Such as snapping a dick

Damn that was some Aggressive bottoming! last night-(dakotah)-I can't believe you broke my dick. Ash- I don't think we can do that for awhile

by Lil_kreamy February 2, 2023

Aggressive Passivity

As expressed in QC comic 2098, Aggressive Passivity is the act of taking Passivity to the "next level" in an effort to express your high level of self-control and ability to Keep your shit together.

This differs greatly from Passive Aggressive as such that when one is Passive Agressive, he/she is expressing thatt hey don't know how to control the situation and are merely lashing out cautiously/subtly in any way they can.

Please refer to the aforementioned comic strip for full context behind Aggressive Passivity

by Tharos The Quick January 12, 2012