age-o-meter

age-o-meter:

the formula to work out what the youngest person you can date it

formula:
let x = ur age

x/2+7=.....

"hey what age is to young for me man"
"use the age-o-meter man x/2+7=....."

by Mr Rightman March 22, 2011

Age of consent

In the USA the age of consent is between 10 and 21

1 10
3 11
7 12
11 13
8 14
5 15
Most 16

9 17
6 18
2 19
4 20
The rest 21
In all Nations it's 9-21

You :So what is the age of consent?

by 459395 February 6, 2022

Age Nouveau

(eyj noo-voh) noun. Usually classic, always stylishly so. Merging the male and female aspects. Also known as "Gender Benders". It's not about making a statement, or getting attention. It is about being you, as a whole. Chic, attractive, and original.

Andrey's funky hair teamed with classicly lined clothes is very age nouveau.

Age Nouveau, it's Audrey Hepburn with a punk edge.

by Charlie C-Colt December 15, 2008

Age Fluid

from BDSM and littles who don't have a set age. they don't attempt anything as such with children but in truth act or mentally become such age or ages for an amount of time sometimes as a coping mechanism for stress and in general just play, watch cartoons, drink of the age-appropriate devices (such as bottles or sippy cups) and cuddle. Example: While regressed one may throw a tantrum because they didn't get dino chicken nuggets with their macaroni or the wrong color sippy or the next day when regressed is more comparable to an aloof teenager listening to music and being defiant. Has NOTHING to do with sex

I don't have a set age when I regress, I'm age fluid

by Baby Butterfly July 30, 2020

Age of Athena Effect

When all the ladies in the audience suddenly gaze at the stage when the band Age of Athena goes on, put their hand on their chest and go "Oh"

Girl 1: *gasp* Is that Age of Athena?
Girl 2: Squee! Yes.
Girl 1 (hands over heart) "Oh"

The Age of Athena Effect.

by mbrickard December 27, 2011

Age groups

Age Groups
1-5 year olds: The luckiest people in the world cuz they do absolutely nothing.

6-10 year olds: people who are starting their life.

11-12 year olds: They have to do more work. Some of them are addicted to Roblox, Fortnite, and Minecraft. They are also introduced to memes

13-15 year olds: Start having Boyfriends or girlfriends and start having proms. I also really like tiktok

16-20 year olds: They also like tiktok more than

21-30 year olds: These people are called BOOMERS and now can now drink alcohol 🍷 🍺

31-40 year olds: probably have children by now and do the most work out of all these age groups

41-50 year olds: these people are at the middle of there lives

51-70 year olds: THE BIGGEST BOOMERS IN THE WORLD

80-100 year olds: Get retired and just relax

101-1000 year olds: YOU HAVE LIVED A LOOOOOONG LIFE

Age groups are groups

that has your age unless you are younger than one years old or older than 1000 years old

by Tobenna Nwosu January 27, 2021

Age card

Basically when someone is 16 and their friend is 15 and someone accuses the 16 year old of being a pedophile with absolutely no concept of what a pedophile actually is. If the 16 year old has a row with the 15 year old, then the 15 year old will appeal to emotion through creating false accusations of the 16 year old of being a pedophile. Essentially, the younger person does this to cultivate victimhood and make the 16 year old look bad.

16 year old: You ugly fuck

15 year old: pEdOpHiLe!

16 year old: Pulling the age card are we?

by UltimateDoge July 15, 2021