From the land of St. Benedicts an empress arises to befriend the vice Cockroach annoy every Batery. Empress roaches are very territorial they usually have 1 mate who they cheat on usually, they also are usually out in the wild accompanied by a (fake) friend who defines Batery as a gaybo. An Empress of Cockroach usually followed by a pushover called a sidekick cockroach.
vice cockroach: don't tell anyone my secret
Empress of Cockroach: sure (5 mins later) *tells everyone in front of best (*cough* fake *cough*) friend*
sidekick cockroach: she is the best friend here!
Empress of Cockroach: sure (5 mins later) *tells everyone in front of best (*cough* fake *cough*) friend*
sidekick cockroach: she is the best friend here!
by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021
usually caused by being overweight. often exacerbated if the person already had a flat ass. the two asscheeks meet at the bottom to form almost a point. reminiscent of the bottom of cockroach's body.
by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022
One's that many desire to be fascinating in the depth of the world, or also know to be FUCKING ANOYING LITTLE FUCKER....
You stupid fucking cockroach
by smokeefn November 18, 2021
Friend: Last night I felt something strange down below.
Me: Thats probably some cockroaches.
Friend: A WHAT?!
Me: A cockroach that's very normal.
Friend: Oh ok.
Me: Thats probably some cockroaches.
Friend: A WHAT?!
Me: A cockroach that's very normal.
Friend: Oh ok.
by Nintendough February 26, 2022
by bigboichris February 05, 2018
cockroachman A kind of people that will always exist somehow to get under your skin. They keep coming back the same as last time you took high roads or low blows. cockcroachesmay cause problems we find ourselves solving again and again which has no soltuion. It is a past you cant simply move on from, because like thanos said,"dread it,run from it, cockroachman never dies.
by cockroachboy June 19, 2020