Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

cockroach

a republican

That damn cockroach voted for Trump

by sailrjupiter March 29, 2023

spinning cockroach moment

when you find a cockroach in the car and you throw it on the road and it spins helplessly on the road

wow, i just had a spinning cockroach moment

by person personnium August 23, 2023

Cockroach Latte

A man or woman that blends live cockroaches into a latte and pours it into their gaping butthole.

I can’t wait to make a cockroach latte tonight to impress the ol’ lady!

My favorite kink is the Cockroach latte

by Malk Juice June 12, 2025

Cockroach

Australian term for a person born in New South Wales. Named for the insect pest and just as popular as the insect pest too amongst other Australians, especially Queenslanders.

The Cockroaches are going to be crushed by the power of the Queensland Maroons.

by RTM 1963 October 18, 2023

cockroach

One's that many desire to be fascinating in the depth of the world, or also know to be FUCKING ANOYING LITTLE FUCKER....

You stupid fucking cockroach

by smokeefn November 17, 2021

Cockroach

Referring to a guy with a massive nasty cock. They usually have bugs crawling up there and it is very unkept.

Yeah that guy I slept with had a cockroach

by anonymous January 12, 2022