marylalala - going to the mall
marylalala - buying pants
marylalala - getting in my car
marylalala - home again
(DM) billybob @fredbanana jesus christ whats with mary? those aren't tweets, they're twats.
marylalala - pants are too small back to the mall
(DM) fredbanana @billybob unfollow?
marylalala - forgot my receipt on kitchen counter
(DM) billybob @fredbanana i think we have to.
marylalala - buying pants
marylalala - getting in my car
marylalala - home again
(DM) billybob @fredbanana jesus christ whats with mary? those aren't tweets, they're twats.
marylalala - pants are too small back to the mall
(DM) fredbanana @billybob unfollow?
marylalala - forgot my receipt on kitchen counter
(DM) billybob @fredbanana i think we have to.
by blahblahblahblahhhhhhhh123456 July 8, 2009
Get the Twatmug. by angry_joe September 22, 2009
Get the twattedmug. 1. Person who twitters way too much.
2. The past tense of twittering.
3. Vagina.
4. Combination of 1 and 3.
2. The past tense of twittering.
3. Vagina.
4. Combination of 1 and 3.
1. Man last night you changed your twitter message like a thousand times, I dont really give a shit when you decided to flick on the TV you twat!
2. I twat ya last night, didn't you get it?
3. See that girls twat yo, it had teeth or some crazy shit!
4. Man you twitter too much, you really are a twat.
2. I twat ya last night, didn't you get it?
3. See that girls twat yo, it had teeth or some crazy shit!
4. Man you twitter too much, you really are a twat.
by lightxspeed April 19, 2009
Get the twatmug. A person of the lowest form that is possible in the human sense of the word. The kind of person that would find theirselves working in a school as an IT apprentice.
This entity would normally find theirselves wearing chav clothes and acting in the sort of manner that would normally be appropriate for a monkey after a weekend out on the town with Jordan and a huge bag of coke.
This entity would normally find theirselves wearing chav clothes and acting in the sort of manner that would normally be appropriate for a monkey after a weekend out on the town with Jordan and a huge bag of coke.
An IT apprentice with the appearance of Kirk from Coronation Street and the manners of an Anteater with a blocked nose.
by Rugs January 6, 2007
Get the twatmug. 1.)The outer female genetalia.
2.)The area between the vagina/penis and anus.
3.)A deragatory term for someone who's being dumb.
4.)Really fun to say randomly.
2.)The area between the vagina/penis and anus.
3.)A deragatory term for someone who's being dumb.
4.)Really fun to say randomly.
by brite liner June 27, 2007
Get the twatmug. 
twatting:(twatted- past tense) verb; for a woman to slap a person in the face with her labia. more insulting when the female in question is on her period.
oh my god, the old lady is twatting a chav, three cheers, hazaa! hazaa! hazaa!
err you got twatted so bad your dripping.
err you got twatted so bad your dripping.
by Gurglespurtz November 5, 2006
Get the twattingmug.