by btechbhadbabie April 29, 2019
this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.
a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.
by george lawford August 28, 2006
When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.
"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"
"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"
"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"
by AIFF December 01, 2011
by Hex June 11, 2004
What a scrub thinks is hot shit but is actually kind of creepy and really gay. He/she will wear it on his/her shoes thinking it's a style but no one will like it and make fun of him/her for it. This can be made only gayer if it is worn on just one shoe. That is the epitome of gay.
Look at my purple shoelace guys I'm so cool.
Purple shoelaces are really fucking gay bro. You look like a tool and a half.
Purple shoelaces are really fucking gay bro. You look like a tool and a half.
by shakeandbake12345 March 07, 2011
A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
by Biscuits July 03, 2006
1. A person of considerable anoyance; someone that casues you to become very angry, upset or agitated asshole
2. A large animal of the tortiose family which grows to be between 45 and 65 lbs and is distiguished by its purplish tint
3. A really bad teacher
4. If you are either 1 or 3, then you. If not, I am sure you know at least one fat purple turtle
2. A large animal of the tortiose family which grows to be between 45 and 65 lbs and is distiguished by its purplish tint
3. A really bad teacher
4. If you are either 1 or 3, then you. If not, I am sure you know at least one fat purple turtle
Dude, Mr H. is such a Fat Purple Turtle! I sware, he didn't even read my aper but he still have me a B+, what the hell!
by Sillypantsmcgee February 14, 2006