Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 18, 2020

Text items

Items made by text. Best used in texting with phones that you can't send pics with

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Teen 1:u r good at making text items
Teen 2:thx

by Avery monkey butt January 15, 2012

Sir Text-A-Lot

A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.

Hey, Sir Text-A-Lot, it’s your turn at the pool table, everyone is waiting.

by Inkzall March 22, 2024

Bro-Text fondling

When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.

Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled

Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited

Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling

by Bonzilizard July 1, 2011

Texting aim

the thing that corrects your message “Autocorrect”

I accidentally clicked the texting aim thing

by Adniw September 24, 2022

texting sailor

Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person

In person: “This is such a marvelous party”

In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”

Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!

by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019

Wacking Texts

When people "wack" texts at eachother.

Matthew-"Ill just wack you a text :)"
Sam-"Ill wack you one back ;)"
This is an example of Wacking Texts at one another

by ChorleyCake September 3, 2010