knobended

When you get so drunk you wake up still completely shit faced.

"yeah mate, I was totally knobended this morning, but what do u expect when u drink in the afternoon and then go out?"

"Yeah, you shouldn't be calling me right now. You are clearly knobended"

by lashed2010 April 20, 2010

knowledgeconduit

Means of knowledge transference; knowledge matters; that have been shaped by humans into a meaningful; instructional model where the teacher is the knowledge conduit and the classroom environment is organized to facilitate the teacher as; The Knowledge Conduit #KM. Diffusion is well defined in the literature in a concept known as Codification and Diffusion Theory, or CD Theory (Boisot 1994); platform or "Knowledge Conduit" connects visitors to the resources available; the teacher is the knowledge conduit and the classroom environment is organized to facilitate the teacher as the knowledge conduit; knowledge conduit model involves the synthesis of ideas

Twoway knowledgeconduit can b followed in gentle pursuit.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

knowledge knob

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.

Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"

by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010

Know by Facebook

When you recognize the name of someone in a conversation, but then realize that you only know them through facebook and have never actually met.

Disclaimer: Admitting this could cause you to sound like a creeper.

Person 1: Sorry we couldn't hang out, I was studying with (Insert Name) last night. Do you know him?
Person 2: Hmm, not by face, but I might know by Facebook.
Person 1: So that's a no?
Person 2: Pretty much.

by Rockinroller September 3, 2010

Knobeyes

its what you call somebody with a knob for eyes, or looks at knobs a lot (knob meaning willy, not door handle)
or if someone is generally acting a twat

lizzie- what does high voltage taste like?

fenn- Shut up knobeyes

lizzie- what does knobeyes mean?

fenn- check urban dictionary now you assqueef...

by wetouchpenguins October 23, 2011

Knowledgemosis

The ability to absorb knowledge by sleeping with a notebook on your face the night before an exam.

Dude, last night I fell asleep and I guess by knowledgemosis, I aced that exam!

by Dalek2011 September 28, 2011

knowledgeable-ized

the state of having given oneself knowledge.

"I'm so impressed with how well you've knowledgeable-ized yourself on this subject!"

"Wow that chick was so knowledgeable-ized about football!"
"Yea that's SOOOO hot."

by Nikkilatopus July 1, 2012