Human Petri Dish

A. someone who continuously sticks needles into their skin: medically and heroinically.

B. someone who allows experiments on themselves.

"That guy must be a human petri dish, son of a bitch has moss growing on his face."

by SnargleFargle December 4, 2011

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Humansplain

To explain to someone who has engaged in mansplaining, whitesplaining, richsplaining, &c., the error they have fallen into due to their privileged position.

He said he had trouble finding comfortable shoes for the office, too, and I humansplained to him that there is no shoe made for men which was anything like as uncomfortable as the two-inch heel minimum required by the company dress code.

by johnmburt1960 August 2, 2017

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Human

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No edgy joke here

We are all humans

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human bean

tyler joseph from the popular band twenty one pilots

+ hey tf is wrong with this tyler guy
- oh he’s a human bean that must be why.

by _anathemma_ September 28, 2021

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perversity of the human condition

This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.

Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.

by bevanp May 8, 2010

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