Internet

The mainstream substitution for cocaine. Not necessarily safer, but the addictive component is 99.9% more potent, the high is 100x more fun, and the length is all the money you have.

Guy: Hah! The Internet is for nerds!

*After getting his new computer with Internet*

Guy: Holy shit, I can't stay away from the Internet!

by BusinessMan February 25, 2005

Internet tough guy

A succesfull person who is just one plain ticket away from kicking your ass.

daaamn, that internet tough guy just took out mike tyson in one punch!

by Anonymous24526453 April 30, 2009

Internet Fag

People like Maxwell who try SO hard to be cool on the interweb.

IronDKnight: I type in Pink and I use emoticons and I type in small font, like an internet fag.

by Over9000 December 9, 2008

Internet

The interface of each brain with the brains of all.

by Mike Epstein November 6, 2003

Internet

A term used to describe somebody who takes the internet too seriously. These kinds of people literally live in the internet, spending most of their time in front of their computers. Their lives outside the computer consists of just eating and sleeping.

That girl on MySpace is so internet.

by Neykho September 1, 2008

internet beachead

A web page, though it has more personal connotations rather than corporate.

Somebody's personal web page.

by JeffH May 18, 2005

Internet

A place where absolutely nothing happens.

Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of three chickens, a sack of barley, and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials.

(Strong Bad lives on the internet.)

by JoshandClint December 9, 2008