Nut cancer

Cancer of the nuts often resulting in the loss of one or more nuts

Guy1: hey, i heard you had nut cancer

Guy2: yeah, but can you please call it Testicular cancer?

Guy1: loose any nuts?

Guy2: Im calling the cops...

by DooDLExD October 16, 2009

this party is nuts

A fraternity favorite. Pulling your balls through your zipper hole and exclaiming to everyone at a party "THIS PARTY IS NUTS!". Pointing at your sack is optional unless you have old man balls and it is completely obvious thats what you are yelling about. Always fun around the freshmen hookers.

"Oh my God this party is nuts".
"Put your balls away, thats gross"
"You didn't say that when they were on your chin last night"

by ReTodd January 19, 2006

nut-fuck

Term used to describe someone who has done something crazy, outrageous or just plain insane.

"your fucking crazy. A total nut-fuck!"

by Rekk55 July 18, 2003

nut mayo

That smelly white stuff that's all stick and comes out when you rub your wanker.

I put some nut mayo on my balogna sandwich.

by Your name November 29, 2002

deez nuts

ha ha good one

do you have any diesel over there?
"what"
deez ol big nuts

by jaybadass December 14, 2003

Butt Nut

debris expelled from the anus post anal sex consisting of mostly ejaculatory fluid.

some gay men are scared to have sex hastily for fear of excess butt nut

by Teegeay October 22, 2010

sticky nuts

when yr nuts stick to yr legs

it's so humid i can't get rid of my sticky nuts

by Jay May 10, 2003