tits happen

1. When someone is hating on you for no good reason. Like a member of the itty bitty titty committee threatening to report your photos for showing too much cleavage.

2. Synonym for "shit happens".

1. Committee, "I'm reporting your photo for nudity because you are showing a lot of cleavage."
DD, "Yeah, well, tits happen."

2. Boss, "Why are you late?"
Employee, "I don't know, tits happen."

by TitsHappen June 14, 2015

rib tits

bruising on the lower ribs from laying prone on a surfboard

Dude, I went surfing yesterday for the first time in a while, and now my rib tits are killing me!

by Kenny Vengeance July 19, 2010

trailer tits

a woman with a particularly low hanging rack due to extreme usage, and lack of bra, due to a low paying job.

"God dammit Wendy get your trailer tits sister off of the couch and find her a job."

by butthole96 September 8, 2014

shrimp tits

A girl with extremely small tits or saggy thin tits that resemble the shape of fried shrimp

Wow CJ, that girl you hooked up with last night had a serious case of shrimp tits.

by 715 January 18, 2009

Tit Crazy

A guy who just go bonkers for chicks with big tits. He can't keep his eyes...or hands....off them.

Check out Pammy Tits over there. Look at her stick her big tits out for Cole. She knows he's Tit Crazy.

by Tommy Gun May 22, 2006

Fat Tits

one fat mother fucker

"Cliff is a fat tits"

by Cursive March 14, 2005

tit blaster

A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.

Phred is an accomplished tit blaster.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009