stamped

when drugs have been mixed to dilute there purity

"He has stamped all over this coke"

by seano100 January 5, 2006

Clam Stomper

A guy who doesn't respect the needs of a woman's clam, i.e. vagina. He wonders around like a whining emo wondering if he should light himself on fire or go jack off. These problems could easily be solved if he would just be nice to the clam instead of stomping it.

"Samuel is a total clam stomper, a taco nazi, and a butt head. Claire would rather make fun with a roadie than let him near her clam anyway."

by H Dittimier April 21, 2006

Wet Stamp

The act of "stamping" and individual with the wet tip of one's penis (usually due to a mix of semen and vaginal secretions), preferably on the forehead. Similar to a mushroom stamp only juicer and more degrading.

"What happened last night? I feel terrible and there's some sort of funky residue on my face. Did somebody give me a Wet Stamp?

by the dude abides April 30, 2012

Irish Chocolate Stamp

The act of defecating on your partners breasts. Then proceeding to lower and dip your ball sack onto the feces, rubbing the poo around. Then you take your poo coated sack and gently stamp it on your partners forhead twice in two different directions to resemble the 4 leafs of a clover. For a finishing touch use your index finger and swipe a poo line down the bridge of her nose creating the stem of the 4 leaf clover.

Last night I took a poo on my girlfriends chest, but it was our anniversary and I had to do something special so I gave that bitch an Irish Chocolate Stamp.

by Tebow's Youth Group June 26, 2012

Stomple

Stomple is a slang term for a stomach stapling operation, which is a restrictive operation for weight control.

Oh man, Tara really needs a Stomple before the buttons on her shirt start bursting.

by B-Dot. February 23, 2009

J-Stomped

When walking down the street, you get wasted by a high school Junior.

Dude, Mario got j-stomped, yo!

by Axeraider67 November 19, 2006

Cum-Stamp

When a person gets cummed on and then presses their body onto a sheet, person, pillow, etc. leaving a perfect stamp.

"My boyfriend came on my stomach again last night, so I totally cum-stamped his pillow"
OR
"Yo man, sorry about the cum-stamp on the shirt you lent me. You know how girls like to cuddle."

by mcguide October 13, 2011