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Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023
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Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.
Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!
by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023
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satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.
The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
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Boomer Panic

Coined by a tiktoker, boomer panic is a widely known phenomenon where the older generation is seen to panic or lose their minds when confronted with any amount of stress or confusion.
Cashier: “Oh sorry maam we need you to swipe your card again”
Boomer unaware of how technology works will say/ scream “WHY DONT THIS DAMN THING WORK I WANT YOUR BOSS!! GOD DAMN KIDS CANT DO NOTHIN RIGHT!”

Cashier: “I can not deal with your boomer panic.” *quits retail job*.
by Melina Furter. December 17, 2023
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calm panic

When you one is panicking inwardly but they are forcing themselves to remain calm and rationalize.
An example of calm panic would be having to give someone cpr— you would be panicking, yes, but you would force yourself to stay calm and use your brain over your emotions
by Fuzzy_Frog January 23, 2024
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Arrow Police

A judgmental person who ridicules persons who have violated the direction or flow of the arrows on the floor systems in stores during the COVID 19 pandemic.
This arrow police old lady is accused me of going the wrong way down an isle at my grocery store
by anonymous January 25, 2024
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Lily-panic

n. a term created by some Potterheads on Wattpad to define the degree at which James Potter is absolutely fu€king whipped for Lily Evans

v. when you start freaking out or panicking because of your crush or in some cases the person you believe to be your soulmate.
n. When Lily flirted with James he went into a state of panic. Lily-Panic.
v. I started lily-panicking because Blake complimented me today.
by SkyTheWeido February 2, 2024
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