Nah, tell Jordan Peterson to go fuck himself. He's a charlatan and a liar and we need to bring back crucifixion.
Hym "No, what Canada NEEDS to do it 1. Implement a charlatans get shoved into a wood chipper. 2. No tariffs or we elect Trudeau again and you can deal with him for 4 years. And 3. Demand the tech homosexuals credit me and pay me for AI. That's what Canada NEEDS to do. Nobody give a fuck about what could be. Jordan needs to tell his daughter to keep her filthy slut daughter legs closed."
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A state of frustration, irritation, or annoyance caused by anything or anyone standing between you and cannabis, whether it’s access, misinformation, or hypocrisy. Symptoms include eye-rolling, deep sighs, and the occasional urge to educate someone who needs it.
Common Triggers:
1️⃣ Lack of cannabis – the shelves are empty, your grow isn’t ready, or outdated laws still keep the plant out of reach.
2️⃣ Needing cannabis oils – but your state says no.
3️⃣ Reefer Madness propaganda – The never-ending cycle of anti-cannabis myths
4️⃣ Researchers who claim weed is bad but have never smoked a joint
5️⃣ Doctors who sound just like those researchers –but can’t explain the Endocannabinoid System (ECS).
6️⃣ Doctors who actively put down cannabis – but will happily prescribe opioids like they’re Tic Tacs.
7️⃣ Doctors who can’t even spell cannabinoid
Best Treatments for Cannabannoyance:
a. Deep breaths and a well-packed bowl
b. CBD for patience, THC for perspective, CBGa for long-term resilience
c. Sending people research studies until they finally get it
d. Letting the science from people who used the plant speak for itself while you look for weed
A state of frustration, irritation, or annoyance caused by anything or anyone standing between you and cannabis, whether it’s access, misinformation, or hypocrisy. Symptoms include eye-rolling, deep sighs, and the occasional urge to educate someone who needs it.
Common Triggers:
1️⃣ Lack of cannabis – the shelves are empty, your grow isn’t ready, or outdated laws still keep the plant out of reach.
2️⃣ Needing cannabis oils – but your state says no.
3️⃣ Reefer Madness propaganda – The never-ending cycle of anti-cannabis myths
4️⃣ Researchers who claim weed is bad but have never smoked a joint
5️⃣ Doctors who sound just like those researchers –but can’t explain the Endocannabinoid System (ECS).
6️⃣ Doctors who actively put down cannabis – but will happily prescribe opioids like they’re Tic Tacs.
7️⃣ Doctors who can’t even spell cannabinoid
Best Treatments for Cannabannoyance:
a. Deep breaths and a well-packed bowl
b. CBD for patience, THC for perspective, CBGa for long-term resilience
c. Sending people research studies until they finally get it
d. Letting the science from people who used the plant speak for itself while you look for weed
"After sitting through another doctor's appointment where they dismissed cannabis but pushed three different pharmaceuticals, I walked out feeling severely Cannabannoyed. If one more so-called "expert" who can't even spell cannabinoid tries to tell me weed isn't medicine, I might need an extra dose of THC just to keep my eyes from rolling into another dimension"
by ResearcherOG_Mike February 21, 2025
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